I don't understand the choice to have shifting gravity on every level. It wasn't like that in the original "The Game". I mean is the theme of this game to satire pop culture or to navigate through shifting gravity? I'm guessing maybe your point was that since pop culture is constantly gravitating towards the next thing or something like that...
It is a nice effect, but it should have been used less to say more. Done to overkill it just makes things more annoying than they need to be.
Literally one of the best flash games ever.
Solid game. Repetitive level design, but enough variation in background and enemies to keep it interesting.
It's alright. Worth a play. The amount of content is more of a demo than a game.
Very well done for what it is. The rate at which you see new weapons and enemies really keeps it interesting for a while. If only this game was side-scroller with actual levels to walk through... it would really be something special.
This is the first I heard of this game so I went back and tried the first one. The first one is better. The landscape was more interesting. The enemies were more varied. You had some witty writing... but the opening writing to this one is just boring and generic and doesn't establish the same tone or make you want to do anything other than press the space bar to skip it.
I tried this twice and after the first level the controls get broken or something. The guy starts out and he won't stop jumping up and down. Then he won't move left or right until after you have pressed the buttons several times trying to get him to move. Usually he still keeps jumping up and down by himself but a couple times he stopped randomly and a couple times he started going to the right by himself. It's hard to describe because it is not very consistent other than after the first level he starts up jumping up and down and it takes a few seconds of pressing buttons to get him to move. It isn't just like the control is just lagging or something its just being really weird.
When the only thing this game has going for it is text, reusing the same text over and over just to make it longer is a mistake. What you should have done is just make the game as many days as there are unique messages and just adjusted the food and health consumption accordingly. Would you want to read a book if you kept turning the page and seeing one of the same pages you already read?
(BTW use Vivica for the guy with the gun demanding the food)
Who cares? What are you the profile police? You're probably just some kind of sick pervert. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Joined on 10/4/13
Reimagine :The Game: 
Goin Up 
Meaty Boner 
Zombies In Your Backyard 
Tequila Zombies 2 
Venusian Vengeance Ep. 2 
Above Average Guy 
Skunk Meat